48 hrs
sent to your phone
12,400+
visits this year — zero lectures
You're already here.
The hardest part
is done.
Walk in. Test. Get results on your phone within 48 hours.
No waiting room small talk. No clipboard of uncomfortable questions. Just a two-minute swab and a clean answer sent straight to you.
The story you tell yourself
to put it off another week.
“I'd know if something was wrong.” Most STIs have no symptoms for months — sometimes years. The absence of discomfort isn't a clean bill of health.
“I'll go next month.” Next month becomes six months. Six months becomes a year of carrying quiet uncertainty into every relationship.
“It'll be weird.” It won't. But we understand why it feels that way — and we built this place specifically so it isn't.
Americans has an STI. Most don't know it. Testing is the only way to actually know.
Two minutes.
A cheek swab. Done.
The actual process is nothing like the version in your head. You come in, a staff member hands you a swab, you step into a private room, and it's over before your coffee gets cold.
Book online in under 2 minutes — no insurance needed
Arrive, check in quietly, step into your private room
Swab or blood draw takes under 5 minutes total
Results arrive on your phone within 48 hours
Real people.
Zero lectures.
Our staff chose this work specifically because they wanted a place where patients could be honest. They're not going to raise an eyebrow. They're going to help.
“You could ask me anything and I will answer without blinking. That is the whole job.”
“I have heard every question. None of them are weird. Keep asking.”
“This is routine medicine. We treat it that way so you can too.”
The fear of being
judged for being
human.
People put off testing not because they don't care about their health — they do, deeply — but because they're braced for a look, a tone, a pause that says you should have been more careful.
That look doesn't exist here. We built the intake process, the room layout, and the staff training around one principle: you came in. That's the responsible act. Everything else is just medicine.
Our Midtown location — eucalyptus in the waiting room, always.
“I don't even know
what I should
be testing for.”
This is the question nobody asks out loud but almost everyone has. The alphabet soup of STI names, the conflicting advice online, the sense that you need a medical degree to understand your own options.
You don't. Tell us your situation — new partner, annual check-in, specific concern, or planning to conceive — and we'll show you exactly what's in your recommended panel and why.
Select your situation:
Clarity in
plain language.
New Partner Panel
The standard clean-start panel. Covers the most common STIs with high accuracy.
The visit they kept
putting off. Done.
These are the situations that bring people through our door. Maybe yours looks familiar.
“I had been putting this off for two years. I was in and out in 20 minutes and the results came to my phone while I was eating lunch. That was it.”
Jordan T.
Booked online, same-day appointment
“My partner and I both needed a clean panel before we started trying. The staff treated it like the practical, responsible step it is — because it is.”
Camille & Darius R.
Pre-conception panel, couples visit
“My campus health center told me three weeks. I found Tested, booked the same afternoon, and had my results before my next class. No drama.”
Nadia O.
Walk-in, no appointment needed
“I finally made this a yearly thing. It takes less time than getting my car inspected. The results are clear, the staff are genuinely kind.”
Marcus B.
Annual wellness panel, 3rd visit
12,400+
Visits this year
98%
Report feeling respected
< 48 hrs
Average result time
4.9★
Average patient rating
Book your visit.
Three questions. Done.
No insurance field. No symptom disclosure. Just a time that works for you.
No insurance required. Confidential billing. HIPAA compliant records.
Not ready to come in?
Order a home kit. Same accuracy, your own space, your own time.
Our locations
Midtown
247 W 38th St, New York, NY 10018 · Mon–Sat 8am–7pm
Brooklyn Heights
82 Montague St, Brooklyn, NY 11201 · Mon–Sat 9am–6pm
Astoria
31-10 35th Ave, Astoria, NY 11106 · Tue–Sat 9am–5pm